Dear Tech Support:

A while ago, I upgraded my GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected organisational and renovation processing that took up a lot of time and valuable resources.

In addition, WIFE 1.0.1 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as SUFING 10.3, CLUBBING 7.5 & RACQUETBALL 3.6.

I can't seems to keep WIFE 1.0.1 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't work on WIFE 1.0.1

Please Help!
Troubled User..


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Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men often complain about.

Many people upgrade from GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.0.1 thinking that it is just a utilities and entertainment program. WIFE 1.0.1 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING. It is also impossible to delete WIFE 1.0.1 and return to GIRLFRIEND 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to GIRLFRIEND 7.0 because WIFE 1.0.1 is designed not to allow this. Look in your WIFE 1.0.1 manual under WARNINGS: ALIMONY AND COMMUNITY PROPERTY. I recommend that you just keep WIFE 1.0.1 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application YES DEAR 2.7 to alleviate your program problems.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

WIFE 1.0.1 is a great program but it tends to be very high maintenance. WIFE 1.0.1 does come with several support programs such as CLEAN AND SWEEP 3.0, COOK IT 1.5 & SEX 4.2. However, be very careful on how you use these programs. Improper use will cuase the system to launch the program NAG NAG 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of WIFE 1.0.1 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 & Diamonds 5.0.

WARNING!! Do not under any circumstances install SECRETARY WITH SHORT SKIRT 3.3. This application is not supported by WIFE 1.0.1 and will cuase irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck
Tech Support

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