moral of the stories.. life stories!! credits to marcus.. yea, sec sch friend.. i like these stories.. veri true..


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Lesson 1

A man is getting into shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and ran downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stand BOB, the next door neighbour. Before she had even say a word, BOB said: "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops the towel and she stood naked in front of BOB.

After a few seconds, BOB handed her $800 and left.

The woman quickly wrapped the towel around her and goes back upstairs to put on some clothings.

When she got to the bathroom, her husband asked: "Who was that?"

"It was BOB, the next door neighbour." she replied.

Before she could even continued with her speech, her husband interupted, "Great! Did he said anything about the $800 that he owed me?"

MORAL OF THE STORY
IF YOU SHARE CRITICAL INFORMATION PERTAINING TO CREDIT OR RISK WITH YOUR SHAREHOLDERS IN TIME, YOU MAY BE IN A POSITION TO PREVENT AVOIDABLE EXPOSURE.

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Lesson 2

A priest offered a nun a life one fine day after a short gathering session. During the journey, the nun crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal parts of the legs to the priest. Upon seeing the slender leg in flesh, the priest lost concentration and almost had an accident.

After he had regained focus and controlled the car, he stealthily slid his hands up her legs.

The nun said: "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Upon hearing the words, the priest instantly removed his hands.

After some time, the priest couldn't resist the temptations and tried again. As he was sliding further up the nun's leg, the nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest quickly aplogied, "Sorry sister, the flesh is weak..." Arriving at the convent, the nun alighted, thanked the priest and went on her way.

On arrival at the church, the priest rushed up to look up what Psalm 129 meant. The book read, "Go forth and see, further up, you will find glory."

MORAL OF THE STORY
IF YOU ARE NOT WELL INFORMED IN YOUR JOB, YOU MIGHT MISS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY.

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Lesson 3

Roger was a small rabbit who lived in the harsh surroundings of the African continent. Everyday, he was working hard and hopped everywhere just to stay alive.

One fine day, he noticed Eugene the eagle sitting on the top of a tree, doing absolutely nothing. He envied the eagle and decided to ask advise from the eagle.

Roger asked Eugene, "Can I also sit like you and do absolutely nothing?"

Eugene gave Roger a puzzled look and replied, "Sure, why not?"

Satisfied with the assuarance that Eugene had given him, Roger decided to sit under the tree and rest.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the vulnerable rabbit and ate it.

MORAL OF THE STORY
TO BE SITTING AROUND DOING NOTHING, YOU MUST BE SITTING VERY VERY HIGH UP.

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Lesson 4

A turkey was chatting with his good friend the bull one day. "I would love to be able to get up to the top of that tree," the turkey sighed, "but I haven't got the energy to do so."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" the bull replied. "They are packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of the dung and attempted to reach the lowest overhanging branch of the tree. He actually found enough energy to reach that branch.

The next day, the turkey pecked at more dung and it got him further up the tree. The turkey was absolutely excited. By the fourth night, the turkey had reached the top of the tree and offered a wonderful sight of the country.

Feeling satisfied, the turkey slept on top of the tree through the night. The next morning, a farmer was on his way to the farm when he spotted the turkey. He quickly gathered his hunting equipment and gunned down the turkey and brought it back home for dinner.

MORAL OF THE STORY
BULLSHIT MIGHT GET YOU TO THE TOP, BUT IT AINT GOING TO KEEP YOU THERE.

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Lesson 5

During one winter, a little bird was flying towards the South to migrate. She had lost touch with the rest of her flock of family and friends.

That winter was particularly cold and bitter. After a few days without food and proper rest, the little bird frozed and fallen to the ground. The little bird was scared and frighten.

While lying there motionlessly, a cow came along and dropped some dung onto her.

As the little bird lay still in the pile of dung, she realised how warm it had suddenly become. The dung was actually thawing the surrounding that had kept her frozen.

After some time, the little bird was able to move about. After pecking on some of the dung, she actually regain most of her strength.

Feeling happy and warm, she began chirping happily.

A passing hungry cat heard the chirping sound and decided to investigate the matter. Following the sound, the cat reached the pile of shit. The cat discovered that a bird was under the pile of dung and promptly dug her out and eat her.

MORAL OF THE STORY
1. NOT EVERYONE WHO SHITS ON YOU IS YOUR ENEMY
2. NOT EVERYONE WHO GETS YOU OUT OF SHIT IS YOUR FRIEND
3. WHEN YOU ARE IN DEEP SHIT, ITS BEST TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

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